Wishful Thinking

It is abundantly clear to me that I have become increasingly dumber over the years, and right now I am basing this on the fact that the things I wonder about belong on Yahoo! answers. Things like, 'Does it mean anything when I am thinking about someone and they text me?'
'What does it mean when my pee smells like turkey?'
'ASVAB score of 59? is it enough?'
'should i wear doo rags (for looks)?'
'Could you girls tell me is it mostly like this.?'
'what is adderall side affect??'
'Loosing wait will i have loose nasty skin?'
'HELLO HOW ACCURATE OUIJA BOARD?'

On another note, I am very excited for Christmas!! I still think people who claim to totally love winter and describe the air as 'crisp' and 'refreshing' either have a damaged nervous system or are just pretending. It's impossible to like this shit. Also, snow is only pretty from inside when you know you don't have to go outside. Snow is just frozen water (something I learned on Yahoo! answers), so when your skin/hair/clothes are warmer than 32 degrees Fahrenheit the shit melts on you meaning it turns into water and makes your hair/makeup look bad.

Gonna go make some homemade pumpkin spice coffee crap and try to figure out why this Yahoo! user has 'no choice but to learn to sew elaborate ballroom gowns'....