Sunday, December 15, 2013

Twenty Miles

This map outlines the time it will take for your La Colombe order to reach its destination. I guess in Texas you're safer going with 3-5 business days. Your fancy coffee is easier delivered to the fucking Aleutian Islands than it is to certain parts of Idaho and Oregon. This only means that I will consider living in that part of Oregon that's on the coast. The west coast is full of religious weirdos though. Especially backwoods west coast. I don't mean to unfairly judge them (by calling them weirdos) without knowing anything about them, but I'm going to anyway.

How's my writing going? Oh great. I've done basically nothing as I've completely wasted my time on Christmas shopping....but oh, how I love it.


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